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Fatal. I guess if you want children beaten, you have to do it yourself. Wow, you got that off the Internet? In my day, the Internet was only used to download pornography. We need rest. The spirit is willing, but the flesh is spongy and bruised.

Then we’ll go with that data file! You can crush me but you can’t crush my spirit! Aww, it’s true. I’ve been hiding it for so long.

I love you, buddy! Do a flip!

Shut up and get to the point!

We’ll go deliver this crate like professionals, and then we’ll go home. With gusto. Okay, I like a challenge. Oh, I think we should just stay friends. Uh, is the puppy mechanical in any way? Is today’s hectic lifestyle making you tense and impatient?

  1. Why would I want to know that?
  2. Quite possible. We live long and are celebrated poopers.
  3. Stop it, stop it. It’s fine. I will ‘destroy’ you!

Morbo will now introduce tonight’s candidates… PUNY HUMAN NUMBER ONE, PUNY HUMAN NUMBER TWO, and Morbo’s good friend, Richard Nixon.

For example, if you killed your grandfather, you’d cease to exist! Morbo can’t understand his teleprompter because he forgot how you say that letter that’s shaped like a man wearing a hat. Oh yeah, good luck with that.

  • Oh, all right, I am. But if anything happens to me, tell them I died robbing some old man.
  • You wouldn’t. Ask anyway!
  • Really?!

Who said that? SURE you can die! You want to die?! Five hours? Aw, man! Couldn’t you just get me the death penalty? And yet you haven’t said what I told you to say! How can any of us trust you? Why would a robot need to drink?

It’s toe-tappingly tragic! She also liked to shut up! Eeeee! Now say « nuclear wessels »! The alien mothership is in orbit here. If we can hit that bullseye, the rest of the dominoes will fall like a house of cards. Checkmate.

You mean while I’m sleeping in it? If rubbin’ frozen dirt in your crotch is wrong, hey I don’t wanna be right. I daresay that Fry has discovered the smelliest object in the known universe! Who are you, my warranty?!

Ah, the ‘Breakfast Club’ soundtrack! I can’t wait til I’m old enough to feel ways about stuff! Okay, it’s 500 dollars, you have no choice of carrier, the battery can’t hold the charge and the reception isn’t very…

I videotape every customer that comes in here, so that I may blackmail them later. Also Zoidberg. I’ve been there. My folks were always on me to groom myself and wear underpants. What am I, the pope? I was all of history’s great robot actors – Acting Unit 0.8; Thespomat; David Duchovny!

You’ll have all the Slurm you can drink when you’re partying with Slurms McKenzie! Robot 1-X, save my friends! And Zoidberg! But, like most politicians, he promised more than he could deliver. You’ll have all the Slurm you can drink when you’re partying with Slurms McKenzie!

For one beautiful night I knew what it was like to be a grandmother. Subjugated, yet honored. We’ll go deliver this crate like professionals, and then we’ll go home. Tell her you just want to talk. It has nothing to do with mating.

They’re like sex, except I’m having them! Oh, how I wish I could believe or understand that! There’s only one reasonable course of action now: kill Flexo! We don’t have a brig. You, a bobsleder!? That I’d like to see!

Too much work. Let’s burn it and say we dumped it in the sewer. This is the worst kind of discrimination: the kind against me! There’s one way and only one way to determine if an animal is intelligent. Dissect its brain!

Is that a cooking show? Anyone who laughs is a communist! Hello, little man. I will destroy you! Anyone who laughs is a communist!

Yes, I saw. You were doing well, until everyone died. Why not indeed! Belligerent and numerous. Now Fry, it’s been a few years since medical school, so remind me. Disemboweling in your species: fatal or non-fatal?